what in the everloving hell is wrong with my screen? why is everything PINK???
moving along ...
snagged from nat on lj ... cuz i'm bored ...
what is your name? what a silly internet question. i don't do identifying details.
what is your age? twenty (shudder) seven
where were you born? newmarket, ON
where do you live now? toronto, ON
what is your favorite genre of music? depends what sort of mood i'm in. everything has it's place, even in small doses. except country and gangster rap.
what is your favorite color? black, purple, dark red.
what was your favorite subject in school? french.
what is a name you would give to a male offspring or pet? i am having no offspring! none! if i had to name someone else's child i would name him ... err ... christopher. there's lots of boys names that i like, but i could only give them to someone who *looked* like that name. that's why i like fictional characters =)
oh - right, the pet. my pets have all been named after rock stars and gymnasts ... and candy, in one case. following this tradition, i would have to call my boy pet ... hee! nemov! that's it! i must get a new rabbit and name him nemov! (that's alexei, if you don't know, and i'm sure you don't)
what is a name you would give to a female offspring or pet? again, a big no on the babies, but this time, i have a hypothetical answer. carolynn alexandria, or alexandria ianne. combination of several important names, that's all. on the pet front - well, kitty was almost named miller, as in shannon, and i'm still very partial to it.
is there a principle you would die for? no. sacrifice, yes. die, no.
there is a wasp on a baby's face - what do you do? tell someone who isn't allergic to wasps.
one bullet - which famous person would you use it on? oh, how to choose! liv tyler? milla jovovich? i hate you both. probably milla. at least liv's knocked herself up and buggered off. milla's still subjecting us to her damn shampoo commercials and superherogirl action movies.
one condom - which famous person would you use it with? again, how to choose! this list is much longer, and much more pleasant. i'll give you orlando bloom off the top of my head and go off to give it deep, intense consideration ...
do you like star trek? errr. no.
a bath that's too hot, or a shower that's too cold? i will always, always choose the too hot, whatever it is.
sharks can smell blood from over a mile away. what could you detect at that distance? cooking meat. yuck yuck yuck.
pork chop or lamb chop? i left this question in just in case anyone wanted to steal this meme, but i think you all know the answer. (if you missed it - veggie!)
A UFO lands next to you one day, aliens get out, and offer to take you with them away from this planet, and grant you immortality so you can explore the wonders of the universe with them forever. However, you can never come back to Earth. Do you accept the offer? i don't really give a damn about the wonders of the universe, but i sure would like to be immortal. i'd try to swing a deal to extend the immortality to my (small!) family, and see how it goes.
if offered $100/100 pounds (sorry, nat, i don't have a pounds sterling symbol on my keyboard!) to punch a koala bear in the face, would you do it? *snort* no, but i'd pay the hundred - in any currency - to punch the face of the person whose smart idea that was.
You're walking home late at night, and you need to urinate. Do you do so up against the tomb of Karl Marx, or the tomb of Tutankhamen? (i must be a smart ass and ask where in the hell i'm walking that i have this choice?) eeeh, either. i don't care.
If you were forced to dye your hair the colour you hate most, what would that be? mousy brown
Would you eat a jam doughnut if you'd seen a fly fleetingly land on it? no. i'm squicky about that sort of thing.
Has a song / book / piece of art ever moved you to tears? songs? sure. a book? errr ... i think there was one. i can't think of it for the life of me, but i'm pretty sure. a piece of art? like a painting or a sculpture or something? no. not unless it's got a dead kitten in it, dude.
Describe your first internet experience. while visiting a friend who had joined an internet cafe (back when most people didn't have it at home), one of the workers showed us this 'funny cartoon' he had found - a clip of what would later become south park, with santa claus fighting jesus over the meaning of christmas.
Where would be your ideal place to live? a tropical island that does not know the meaning of 'wind chill'.
Joan of Arc invites you around for a BBQ - which other two historical figures do you invite? i am so not in the right frame of mind for an intelligent question. ummm ... guinevere and anastasia (the daughter of the russian tsar who supposedly - maybe - escaped when the family was kidnapped during the revolution)
You're stranded on a desert island with your only possessions being a newspaper, a photo, and a piece of chocolate. Which newspaper would you like it to be? Who would you like the photo to be of? What type/brand of chocolate would you prefer? one of those magical harry potter newspapers, that shows you pictures. the photo must be of my babies, and the chocolate ... ehh, who cares, there's only one piece. god, i hope i get rescued.
Which song would you love to have performed with the band/artist on stage? lord, are you assuming i have some sort of musical ability? well, okay. i would say i'd like to have performed with nine inch nails or pigface, except that i would fear for my life due to flying objects. so i'll take any of moist's cover tunes, as those were usually good fun.
Do you believe global warming is really a threat to the human race? probably. it would be nice if the major powers in the world would, you know, try to do something about it.
If George W. Bush was revealed to be a monkey in a prosthetic suit after all, would you be surprised? flabbergasted. he's an ass, not a monkey.
A cruise ship full of cute animals hits an iceberg and starts to sink. The life boat only has three spaces. What do you leave behind, the puppy, the panda cub, the rabbit or the kitten? err - well - uhhh - the puppy could swim, how far are we from land??? the rabbit is small, it can share the space with the kitten! why does anyone have to get left behind? oh! *frets horribly*
Do you believe in an afterlife? i don't believe. i hope.
Do you sometimes pray even though you don't believe in a God? i have, i guess. but if someone needs looking after, i'd ask my grandmother. yes, she's dead.
You've been forced into a game of Russian roulette with three other people. Which three famous people that you dislike would you want these to be? liv, milla ... and tom cruise. i hope katie gives birth to the antichrist, you nutjob.