ci: (shoves 'one tree hill' box set under d's nose) "did you know this one, the one i want to kidnap as my love slave and all that good stuff, is engaged to this one in real life?"
d: (making a face of annoyance) "that destroys both our dreams, doesn't it? son of a bitch!"
ci: "but what if we kidnap them both? then you get yours and i get mine!"
d: "man, that's perfect! we could *do* that!"
i wish d were a few years older and a lot more attractive. i really do. *sigh*